Online Name Generators

Looking for a new name or wondering how names translate into other situations? Check these comical online name databases, servers, toys and lists.

Punny Name Archive
A mammoth listing of more than 32,000 real people with humorous names. Pick a new alias.

Redneck Name Generator, The
Here's our test drive report on this novelty. Unfortunately, at this writing, it appears a mysterious registration process is necessary to access the generator for new names, Cletus.

Rock, Pop, Rap, and Country Star Music Name Generators
What do ya think? Do I look like a Captain Hendrix?

Ultimate List of Stupid Names, The
Not an automatic generator, but a lengthy compilation of ridiculous monikers. Got that, Colin Allcars?

War on Terror Anagrams
Rearrange the letters of "Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden" and get these new words: "Unhandsome, animal-assed baddies." Hey, kids, it's fun with anagrams!

What's Your Pokename?
I'm considering Poke Diddy.

Your Secret Name
How to determine your Soap Opera Name, Adult Movie Star Name, and Drag Queen Name.

Baby Name Generator
"Each day billions of mothers and fathers sift through our collection of over 30 names in search of an appropriate moniker for their little fetus pie," claims "Name That Baby: A Guide for Soon-to-Be-Parents," from "Modern Humorist." Browse popular names, search perfect names, discover the meaning of any name.

Cereal Name Transmogrifier
Operating on the principle "there is a secret box of cereal inside each and every person," Big Yellow Cereal has devised technology to tell you your name if you were morning roughage. I'm Flakey Nutclusters, nice to meet you. Yeah, yeah, I've got raisins.